Randumb Message from Chris

Chris, the author of most of the randumb thoughts on this site, asked me to post a message, which he says will cause world hysteria. Here it is:

ALIENS ARE INVADING FROM ANOTHER PLANET!

These would, of course, be the aliens who invade his bedroom every night and morph into vegetables, like Tony the Tomato and Corey the Carrot.

Then there is Freddy the Troublemaker, who got a little too trigger happy with his laser gun and scorched the hair off Chris' head.

And there is Frankie the Cheese, who Chris ate when he got hungry one night. Poor Frankie.


Chris, how do you come up with this stuff?