Thursday, April 01, 2010

The Worst Remake Ever

So one of my friends thought it would be REALLY funny to play an April Fool's Day prank on me and try to convince me that they're going to do a remake of Casablanca, my favorite movie of all time. Yeah, I know, not funny at all. But once I got over the joke-- haha to you, Bryan-- we had some fun coming up with the cast and crew of the worst possible modern remake of that most beloved classic film. Results below:
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Rick Blaine- Bradley Cooper
Ilsa Lund- Megan Fox
Victor Laszlo- Keanu Reeves
Captain Renault- Nicholas Cage
Major Strasser- Mel Gibson
Sam- Tracy Morgan
Ugarte- Shia LaBeouf

Directed by Michael Bay and Uwe Boll
Screenplay by Jeph Loeb
Soundtrack by Kanye West
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*DISCLAIMER TO ANY HOLLYWOOD EXECUTIVE WHO MIGHT COME ACROSS THIS* DOING THIS WOULD BE A REALLY REALLY BAD IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let the nightmares commence.

2 comments:

Jesse said...

Sam... Imma let you finsih, but i told you never to play that song. beyonce stirs the best old memories...

Katii said...

HAHAHA ohhh my!