Time to catch up...Chrisism #31 for you today!
"Little Suzy was complaining of a stomachache, and her mother said, ‘It’s because it’s empty. If you put something in it, you'll feel a lot better.” The next day Suzy was feeling a lot better and her mother took her shopping. Suzy overheard the clerk complaining of a headache. Little Suzy said, “It’s because it’s empty. If you had something in it, you would feel a lot better.”