Some Bible jokes for you, from a trivia book that I got from the library...
Q: How is a lawyer like a rabbi?
A: They both study the Law and the Prophets (profits).
Q: Why couldn't they play cards on Noah's ark?
A: Because Noah sat on the deck.
Q: Who introduced salt meat into the navy?
A: Noah, when he brought Ham on board.
Q: Why couldn't Cain please God with his offering?
A: He just wasn't Abel.