Sunday, February 13, 2005

Bible Jokes

Some Bible jokes for you, from a trivia book that I got from the library...

Q: How is a lawyer like a rabbi?
A: They both study the Law and the Prophets (profits).

Q: Why couldn't they play cards on Noah's ark?
A: Because Noah sat on the deck.

Q: Who introduced salt meat into the navy?
A: Noah, when he brought Ham on board.

Q: Why couldn't Cain please God with his offering?
A: He just wasn't Abel.

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