I know I already posted one...but these were so good I had to put them on!
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
"If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them." -Sue Grafton
"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on." -Roseanne Barr
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." -Elayne Boosler