1. Live your life so that whenever you lose it, you're ahead.
2. Personally, I've always felt that the best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what the matter is. He's just got to know.
3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
4. I never met a man I didn't like.
5. Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.