Yet another Chris-ism...
'What if they had steroid Olympics?...
"Ladies and gentlemen, the American steps up to the pole vault...Oh my gosh, he hit the blimp!"
The swimming competition would be from Newfoundland to England and back.
The targets for the archery and range competitions would be 1000 miles from the starting point and they'd use TVs to allow the contestants to aim.
The rings competitions for gymnastics would be held for days.'
How many of those can you come up with?